Science Fair Gifts

How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"...and here are the winners: child of doctor, child of scientist, child of doctor..."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Science Fair Judgements

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'You won first prize at the 2010 national science fair?'

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'

High School Science Project Competition