Participating In A Science Fair Gifts

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

PROBLEM AREAS

Nuclear generation of energy.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Science Fair Judgements

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'You won first prize at the 2010 national science fair?'

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."