Science Fair Participant Gifts

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Science Fair Judgements

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

"Oh, now you tell me!"

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."

'You won first prize at the 2010 national science fair?'

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."