Science Fair Aficionado Gifts

Science Fair Judgements

'You won first prize at the 2010 national science fair?'

"Never bring religion to a science fight."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Distractions Of The Great

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.