Science Aficionado Gifts

"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Profits from gene patenting.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

'Always give a grave prognosis, my boy!...'

Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

Maria Montessori

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Graduation Speech.

Double Blind Study

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'This theory is widely accepted. Of course, some religious fanatics still cling to the belief that we are each 'created' according to the whim of some intelligent being.'

"We've spent out while lives going in circles."

Life on Earth - Newton about never to discover gravity.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

'Good evening gentlemen, tonight we will be sitting at periodic tables.'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Disraeli and Darwinism

"It's time we talked to you about extinction."

'Good work, Spitzkopf, but you're supposed to say 'Eureka,' not 'Gotcha.''

'You're awfully small for a proton - Are you sure you're not an ELECTRON?'

Stephen Hawking.

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"But is it renewable...."

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."