Science Aficionado Gifts

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"We were just as surprised by the test results as you. We're still scratching our heads over it."

Profits from gene patenting.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

'Always give a grave prognosis, my boy!...'

Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Maria Montessori

'We'd like you to develop a truth drug. One that makes other people think that we're telling the truth.'

Graduation Speech.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Double Blind Study

'This theory is widely accepted. Of course, some religious fanatics still cling to the belief that we are each 'created' according to the whim of some intelligent being.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"We've spent out while lives going in circles."

Life on Earth - Newton about never to discover gravity.

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

'Good evening gentlemen, tonight we will be sitting at periodic tables.'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'You're awfully small for a proton - Are you sure you're not an ELECTRON?'

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

'Good work, Spitzkopf, but you're supposed to say 'Eureka,' not 'Gotcha.''

Stephen Hawking.

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"It's time we talked to you about extinction."

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

Disraeli and Darwinism