Science Fair Fan Gifts

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Think Tank

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Science Fair Judgements

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."