Science Fair Fan Gifts

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

Coffee exhibit at science fair.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Think Tank

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Science Fair Judgements

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"So we've got the labcoats. Now we need a good excuse to wear them." The Birth of Science.

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.