Science Fairs Gifts

It's 9pm and now you tell me you need a human for a school science project tomorrow?

'The science fair is tomorrow, mom. Can You help me build a natural gas power plant?'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Funnel of Love

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

PROBLEM AREAS

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Science Fair Judgements

Face Painting.