Science Fairs T-Shirts

'The science fair is tomorrow, mom. Can You help me build a natural gas power plant?'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Face painting.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Southwark Fair.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Face painting by numbers.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Funnel of Love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Science Fair Judgements

Nuclear generation of energy.

Face Painting.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Ice Cream Tower.