Attending A Science Fair T-Shirts

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Science Fair Judgements

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

tnl of lv

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'You won first prize at the 2010 national science fair?'