Science Fair Savant Pillows

"The sun is in the third house."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Science Fair Judgements

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

Keep it simple

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'