Tech-savvy Scientist Gifts

Arachnid Research Lab. I don't need to actually be here all the time, I use a web cam!

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Why not Google it?'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

Websiteless -- please help.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'