Tech-savvy Scientist T-Shirts

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Buy my data $20"