Tech-savvy Analyst T-Shirts

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

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"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Early Learning Today

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'