Tech-savvy Analyst Gifts

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'