Tech-savvy Strategist Gifts

Playing chess with laptops

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

QR Code Chess Game.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

'You see, Jimmy, if I allow you to upgrade your computer, then all the other managers will go 'waa waa waa'.'

Help! Kid's text messaging charges.'

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

Spam emails

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

This Cave Updated Daily.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Have you considered using email?

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."