Tech-savvy Exec Gifts

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

"Sorry, gotta go - I'm going to be late for my next meeting."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Buy my data $20"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Have you considered using email?

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Employee performance review software.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

Rationalization

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

Symbiosis in the age of social media.