Tech-savvy Supervisor Gifts

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Early Learning Today

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

CCTV in church.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'