Tech-savvy Multitasker Gifts

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Hassled Mother.

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"Buy my data $20"

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Frog Family Selfie

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'