Tech-savvy Multitasker Mugs

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"A virus ate my homework."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Buy my data $20"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

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