Expert Multitasker Mugs

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Balancing work and family

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Hassled Mother.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."