Multitasking Guru Mugs

"I was running late, Mr. Morris, so I thought I'd finish my homework while I showered!"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Out and In.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Balancing work and family

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Hassled Mother.

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."