Master Of Multitasking Mugs

"It's great for multicrastinating."

'You did it again, Ms. Wolfson. You left your toddler at adult care, and your father at day care!'

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

Multitasking

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"How do you spell time management?"

"You have reached Efficiency Consultants. All our agents are busy now. Why aren't you?"

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

'Sir, Tri - cities products on lines 1, 2 and 3.'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

"Have a great day, dad and don't try to be a hero."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Out and In.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Balancing work and family

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."