Tech-savvy Worker Mugs

'A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.'

Mr Phelps has left the office, but you can download a podcast of the highlights of his day at our website.

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

'-but if ONE computer cuts our workload in half think of the fun we could have with TWO!'

'You're getting that office with windows you've always wanted - you'll be working from your cart in the parking lot with a laptop.'

'Okay, Williams...is that your sly smile of inspiration, or your vibrating cell phone?'

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

'What have I done? I sent an e-mail to the boss outlining a profound change in the way we run sales analysis. Now I may find myself replaced by a spreadsheet.'

"I just Googled you and found out your resume is fake!"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Early Learning Today

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

The Re-Opening of Schools

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.