Tech-savvy User Mugs

'It's the most expensive commodity I could find...a printer ink cartridge.'

*Feels depressed about Twitter*

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Gen-Next Library

e-shoes

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Two Generations of Readers

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

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"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Downloads.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

The Re-Opening of Schools

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Early Learning Today

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"