Spirited Multitasker Gifts

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Hassled Mother.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Studying and technology

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

Piano eight hands.

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

One Man Band

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Multitasking.

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

Busy woman

Ballerina drying her laundry

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

"The commute is rough today."

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

Trumpet Clothesline.