Spirited Multitasker Gifts

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Hassled Mother.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Studying and technology

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

Piano eight hands.

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

Multitasking.

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

One Man Band

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'

Busy woman

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

Ballerina drying her laundry

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

"The commute is rough today."

Octopus Parent

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."