Spiritual Multitasker Gifts

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Studying and technology

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Homeschooling

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Having It All

"What?!"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'I'm a communication expert because I can eat crisps, drink beer, read the news and talk to my wife while watching TV!'