Graceful Multitasker Gifts

Ballerina drying her laundry

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Hassled Mother.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Studying and technology

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

Piano eight hands.

'Don't mind me. I thought I'd use these boring office meetings to do my excercising.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Multitasking.

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

One Man Band

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

Busy woman

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'