Tech-savvy Visionary Gifts

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Barcode Dreams

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Write about robots."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

Websiteless -- please help.

'Wheel.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"