Tech-savvy Thought Leader Gifts

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

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Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Buy my data $20"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

Sartre's E-Mail

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."