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A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Buy my data $20"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Websiteless -- please help.

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'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'