Tech-savvy Genius T-Shirts

"Today I have that strong feeling of confidence that only comes when you've figured out a really strong password!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Websiteless -- please help.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Buy my data $20"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Sartre's E-Mail

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

Frog Family Selfie

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'