Tech-savvy Genius Pillows

"Today I have that strong feeling of confidence that only comes when you've figured out a really strong password!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"Buy my data $20"

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Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Frog Family Selfie

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"