Tech Genius Pillows

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

"Mom said you should empty the dishwasher since I helped her update her phone and computer. It pays to be smart."

"He shot 50 over par today. He programmed my computer and phone, so maybe he should focus on technology."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The DaVinci Code

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."