Tech Genius Gifts

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

"Mom said you should empty the dishwasher since I helped her update her phone and computer. It pays to be smart."

"He shot 50 over par today. He programmed my computer and phone, so maybe he should focus on technology."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Robots In The Boardroom

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The Modern Novel.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

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