Young Tech Genius Gifts

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'I see the TV has broken down again .'