Computer Genius Gifts

Herd Nerds.

"It's pretty bad when a goldfish has more memory than your computer. What were we talking about?"

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes