Tech-savvy Thinker Gifts

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Then, once you discover what it is you are searching for, just type it into the search engine.'

Woman at computer thinking 'Time to download a new me upgrade.'

'The online version just doesn't offer as much coverage as printed media.'

"Wifi's back up."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'At my job I was replaced by a smartphone app that was created by a teenager.'

The dunger

"Had the jury reached a final emoji?"

'You don't need CDs and flash drives here - everything is stored in the cloud.'

'Thanks for a little genetic engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

The boss doesn't want me to use the computers to conduct personal business, so I brought my laptop to work.

Futuristic Family Watching 21st Century.

"My smart toilet has Bluetooth, a computer, a stereo, a fitness program, movies and an office."

'Where's my homework? Haven't you heard? Print is Dead!'

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

'We'll get nowhere until I understand your fondest hopes and desires. Let me analyze your hard drive.'

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

Waiting for Godot Updated

"There's nothing wrong with your memory. You just need to shut off the auto-delete in your brain."

Digitized bureaucracy

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"We sent you notifications. The iCloud is full."

"Sometimes I wonder if you're helping me reach new depths of consciousness or simply mining me for data."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Asynchronous Learning. And you?"

'I don't need you anymore. You'll get replaced by an app.'

"Honey, the babysitter's here."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'