Tech-savvy Ponderer Gifts

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Coffee shop

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"A virus ate my homework."

Progress?

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Rumours Online

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

After the summer holidays

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Astronaut Selfie.