Tech-savvy Ponderer Mugs

"If a website crashes on the Internet and nobody goes there, does it matter?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Coffee shop

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"A virus ate my homework."

Progress?

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Rumours Online

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

After the summer holidays

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Tarzan mobile phone

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Astronaut Selfie.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."