Modern Technology Ponderer Mugs

If a cell phone vibrates in the woods, does anyone give a damn?

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Idle parts

Progress?

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

After the summer holidays

Truth

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'Are you tweeting about this?'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"I want my job back."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.