Tech-savvy Philosopher Gifts

The Blogger.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Ten commandments? -- Can you do that in 140 characters or less?"

"If artificial intelligence is the wave of the future, why am I knocking my brains out to get food grades?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

The text commandments

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Will forward e-mail jokes for food.

"My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping."

"Uh-oh. Get ready for another tribulation. God's raging on social media again."

"Wow! This is better than Google Earth!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism