Tech-savvy Moral Philosophers Gifts

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Slavery Reparations

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Caption Contest TK

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."