Tech Philosopher Gifts

"Hold down control and shift and press escape."

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

'While you're young, your job is to download and store as much data as possible...one day, you'll realize that a very cool utility program called 'wisdom' has interlaces with your operating system...'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

Rodin's 'Thinker' with a computer for a head.

"Let's discuss this fear you have of technology."

Up - Down - Other options.

Internal Server error: Your server was unable to fulfill your dream request.

"What we need is a union."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I program, therefore I am....'

Internet affecting your mind.

I think therefore I am.

'The inventor of the mobile phone burning in Hell'

Domestic Spying Drones

'I did some research on their reproductive system, and you know what? ? they're all copies of copies!'

Information about information about information about information.

'It's okay, John. Everyone's entire life fits on a microchip.'

'And over there it looks like a vast swathe of personal data.'

"I can still select how I'm feeling when I post, but my options have been reduced to self-righteous and narcissistic."

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"When I was a kid I had my phone number memorized."

"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."

A Self Driving Car Committing Suicide

Despot!

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Good for you! According to my data you scored a different chick tonight!"

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"My life is constant misery with an unlimited data plan."

Free Msg: Your bill is ready to view online. To pay now, login at

"Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from email..."