Philosopher On Technology Gifts

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Modern Portrait Gallery

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"What next?"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Maybe I was wrong?

Myspace then and now.

Ode to Nature.

'Mom, you wouldn't believe all the stuff people had to know before computers!'