Philosopher On Technology Prints

'But in the end, despite Mr. Dolbert's 12,365 facebook friends, we all die alone.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

Computer help.

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

Maybe I was wrong?

"What next?"

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …

Myspace then and now.

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

Ode to Nature.