Tech Philosophers Prints

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'