Techie Philosopher Prints

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Digito Ergo Sum.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"