Funny Tech Philosopher Prints

"Please enter your account number, followed by the pound symbol. If you're under 40, please enter your account number, followed by a hashtag."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The cell phone soother for life.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Computer help.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"What next?"

Maybe I was wrong?

Ode to Nature.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."