Funny Tech Philosopher Gifts

"Please enter your account number, followed by the pound symbol. If you're under 40, please enter your account number, followed by a hashtag."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The cell phone soother for life.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Computer help.

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

Myspace then and now.

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

"What next?"