Tech Philosophers Gifts

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

The Thinker (with a laptop).